Humor
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Memes
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
I am dark humor.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Orange you glad to see me?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"