Humor

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

I am dark humor.

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!