Humor

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.