Humor

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

I am dark humor.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

Orange you glad to see me?