Humor
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.