Humor
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.