Humor
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Your face is a joke.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Russia—the real joke.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.