Humor
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I have a little John.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Memes
Who is He, Wrong answers only
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."