Humor

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...

They just seem so forced.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.