Humor
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
crazy anal sex
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Russia—the real joke.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I have a little John.