Humor
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.