Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Humor
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Your face is a joke.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
