Humor
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.