Humor
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
no meme srry
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.