The Family Likes Girls

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."

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The humor comes from the escalating number of shots the man orders each day as his sons come out. The bartender assumes that the man is upset or stressed about his sons being gay, leading to the question, 'Is there anyone in your family that likes girls?' The punchline is that the man's wife likes girls, creating a surprising twist, implying that the father is not upset, but rather celebrating.

Comments (14)

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the king

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