Little Johnny and the Word Dictate

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One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

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    The joke plays on Johnny's misunderstanding of the word "dictate." He hears his parents using it in a way that sounds like "dick-tate," creating a funny and suggestive scenario. The humor comes from the double entendre and the innocent yet suggestive interpretation.

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