There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
If you don Μt like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn Μt know it cut that deep.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
i have many jokes about unemployed people but sadly none on them seemed to have worked
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
β οΈIβm not racist itβs just a jokeβ οΈ
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
