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Johnny's Tank Observation

    • Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

    His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

    Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

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    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from the double meaning of "filling the tank," which the dad uses as a euphemism for sex and Johnny interprets literally in terms of a car getting filled with gas, and also implies that his mother is cheating with the milkman.

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    • Comments (16)

    • just wrong dude

    That isn't really funny no offense.

    I have to think of more for u guys

    Please, do try. I just love your jokes!

    Gwen just mad she doesn’t get it

    I get it.

    I swear this is his life story... Lol

    I find it funny! Gwen just doesn’t get it because he’s a virgin

    I’m a gay virgin

    it was a good joke not bad at all

    Buff Bat

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