Humor
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Hahah, funny joke!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
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Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Ligma.
Balls.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.