Humor
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Memes
Family be like:
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.