What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
