Humor
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Memes
Family be like:
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.