Humor

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

Family be like:

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, Kristoff from the movie Frozen is standing with his arms outstretched, saying "Meet my family." There are many gray stones around him. In the second panel, Olaf the snowman says "They're...rocks." Anna stands next to him. The third panel shows a group of muscular men, including Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and a character that resembles Maui from Moana, standing among gray stones.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”