Humor

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

Why tie when you can knot?

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

What do you call a dad without a dad joke?

Dead.

lolo.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

Ligma.

Balls.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!