Morning Coincidence

This is a bit of a morbid observation, implying that men are ready for action in the morning, while women are just tired. It's playing on stereotypes and the idea that there's a mismatch in morning energy and desires between genders. The question at the end 'Coincidence?' suggests this is more than a mere coincidence.

• Coincidence
• Men
• Sex
• Morning
• Boner
• Sleep

• The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
• Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
• Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
• I woke up in my bed today.