Humor
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Your face.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Cunt.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!