Humor
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.