Humor
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.