Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂

Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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