Humor

Bee Jokes:

"Hello."

"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

That moment when you poop 😂

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.