The Sperm and the Wrong Socks

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're slick posting this? First off, you clearly have no idea how socks or sperm work. You think a little foot-covering swap is gonna make those little swimmers do a track meet? You absolute walnut. The humor comes from the absurdity of the connection between socks and sperm, like they are somehow directly linked. You're not very bright, are you?