Humor
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
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Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!