Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Humor
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
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Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
