I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
knock knock whos there? banana banana who orange orange who orange you glad i didnt say banana again
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
im a human
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
