Hows jokes
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How long is it?
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!