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This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Hows Jokes
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
