Hows

Hows jokes

Bullshit

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Mom

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Human

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Chin

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Poop

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Hairline

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Hacker

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

Stereotype

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Birthday

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Victim

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Uranus

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

Brother

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Mama

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Time

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Vitamin

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!