Hows jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How long is it?
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!