How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
