Hows jokes
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How long is it?
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.