Hows jokes
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)