How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board
