Hows jokes
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.