Hows jokes
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.