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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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