The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
The Quiet Kid's Dark Logic
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The joke is a dark twist on the typical 'quiet kid' trope. Instead of being a victim, the quiet kid turns the tables with a shocking comparison, using a school shooting scenario to highlight how suddenly popular one becomes when holding something that everyone wants or is afraid of. It plays on the morbid fascination with the 'quiet kid' as a potential shooter.
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they better be working together after that
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