A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
