Hows jokes

How does a woman scare their gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?

You move the chairs.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

How do you call an American bee?

USB.