Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Hows Jokes
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
