Hows jokes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Memes
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!