Hows jokes
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. ๐
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Memes
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: Iโm great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
How do you make a childโs parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!