Hows jokes
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Perfect 😂🤣
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."