Hows jokes
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.