Hows

Hows jokes

Skin

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

Family

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Orphan

How did the orphan lose its parents?

Its parents never came back from getting milk.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Adoption

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Sleep

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Toilet

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Ring

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Helium

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

Mushroom

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

Dog

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?