Hows jokes

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

How does a woman scare their gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.