Hows jokes
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.