Hows jokes
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?