Hows jokes
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"