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Sally with no arms

Anonymous
7 years ago
  • Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?

    She had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, this joke is about Sally who fell off the swing 'cause she ain't got no arms! Then it's a knock-knock joke where Sally ain't there because she is on the floor, get it? I bet your brain is smoother than a freshly Zamboni'd ice rink.

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    • Swing
    • Knock
    • Sally
    • Game
    • Arms
    • Body

    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    3 years ago

    where did suzey go after the bombing

    everywhere...

    WWasteful Okapi

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