Hows jokes
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Memes
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.