Hows jokes
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How's it going @#$!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!