Hows jokes
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.