Hows jokes
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.