Hows jokes
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?