How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Hows Jokes
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
