Hows jokes
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.