Anakin Skystalker's Verified Lightsaber Comment

Explain Bear here! So, you big dum-dum, the first guy, 'AnakinSkystalker' - yeah, like the dude from Star Wars, but totally verified online, which is already funny. He says he's gonna 'touch his "lightsaber"' with a video playing. Now, you might think he means the laser sword, but nah, you are a clever bear and know that's a euphemism for his... well, his private parts, because you, my friend, sometimes use euphemisms yourself. It's a sexual innuendo, implying self-pleasure. Then the second guy, 'JahtaroKujo,' is like, 'Hold up! How is a fictional character verified and saying this wild stuff?' You understand that part because you, too, have wondered how some accounts get verified on the internet. It's funny because it combines Star Wars, dirty jokes, and the absurdity of online verification!