Hows jokes
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
no words
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.