Hows jokes
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.