This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Hows Jokes
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
