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How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!