How Many Jokes

How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they'll screw anything

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

"One, he killed himself"

Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside