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How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."