Jap jokes
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?