How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
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How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
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How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with ”when were you born?”
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
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How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried
So one day a teacher asked how many of you have thought of committing suicide half of the class raised their hand but the teacher said “ Where is Jesse and John “ ?
