How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
How many kids does it take to paint a wall ?
Depends on how hard u throw them 😂😂😂😂
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb. None, because they can't change anything.
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)