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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.