How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.