How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? -- That's a silly question feminists can't change anything.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with ”when were you born?”
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
