How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
