Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
How many thots have I bullied? 3. The rest is dead.
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
somebody asks me: how many YT subs you got? me: more than you!
How many potato to feed the elephant
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”
“oh cool”
“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”
“Makes sense”
“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”
“Where’s Trump’s clock”
“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
