How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
