There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
