What did the cholo say when the house fell on him? Get of me homes!!
So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house Because he was grounded
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
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Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
What does a house wear? Address.
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree
