House jokes
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.