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What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
Who robs and breaks into peoples houses?
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your so short that you build a tiny house for yourself
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
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what do you call a house with noone living inside? a orphan house
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."
Why cant homeless people but a house
CUS THEY LIVE ON THE STREETS
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
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why did jordan cross the road so he could get to his house
