What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
were gonna have to kill
no good jack and jill
they’re draining the economy doooown!
they’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill jack’s seed
they’ve ruined our wonderful town!
were gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill
they have no moralityyyy
they’re spreading degeneracy
we aint what we used to be
we’ve got to kill ol no good jack and jill!
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana
they went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers
next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years
we’re gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill!
they’ve banked off buying boooze!
they’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice
corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
we’re gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill
their kids’re in the business tooo!
they’re draining all our banks
give em well deserved spanks
we’ve got to kill ol no good jack and jill
jack and jill netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaaake
what a blunder, there was no rubber, now
they’re a house of eeiiight
a bolt went off, they opened shop
to resell their porn and lean
it all went swell, but for us, well
we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL JACK AND JILL!
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
